We broke up because...
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Wouldn't buy us a decent bed to sleep on!0
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She didn't like my camping gear0
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Wouldn't help pitch my tent.0
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His tent as never pitched on our land0
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Was never satisfied with the lay of the land0
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That ^^^ 'bout sums it up!0
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Never liked being on her back0
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Wanted me barefoot & pregnant! Told me that I wasn't attractive when I wasn't carrying a bun in the oven!0
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lol ^. Got a black eye for not listening then got a matching one for not having dinner done on time.0
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That's what he got for giving me lip.0
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She was giving "Lip Service" to everyone in the Tri State area0
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She flashed her legs one too many times and literately stopped traffic!0
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He was still thinking about old flames and ignoring my friends0
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My friends were her old flames.0
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she thought I cared for old flames but all I wanted was her!
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All he wanted was her and not me0
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She howled at the moon every night.0
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She would only do it at night.0
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He wouldn't stop playing with his alligator0
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He wanted it morning, midmorning, noon, afternoon, midday, dinnertime and nightly1
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The Force was no longer with him1
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because it was really my husband she was after... I was crushed0
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She ate all my cookies so had to go to the dark side to find them.0
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He kept asking me to role play Spock to his Capt. Kirk.0
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She wanted to be Princess Lea without the gold bikini0
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What's wrong with that? Oh wait, I made him try it on instead.0
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It made me look fat.0
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He didn't like me being an Indian fan.0
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Her Indian fanaticism involved eating Curry with everything!0
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