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She stretched out my shoes with her Man feet!0
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She's always loaning out my things to her Cross dressing Manfriend0
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There were no more refills left on our medication...0
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He was always stealing my Medical Marijuana card0
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We disagreed on the definition of the word steal...0
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He said that I was a Steal
What the H E double hockey sticks does that mean??!!!0 -
She spells with sports equipment.1
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He ran an eharem..said I could only be booty call #6..
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She didn't stick around long enough for a promotion.0
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He was always promoting being promiscuous0
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She wore a chastity belt and didn't have the key1
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He only trained his one arm0
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I had a crush till he took his mask off
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Screamed when I washed off my makeup0
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Was always leaving lipsick on everything0
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Didn't like my shade of Red0
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Yeah especially the time she put it on her eyebrows.0
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Too uppity0
..oh wait!! Come back 
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