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We broke up because...
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She snapped into a Slim Jim if you know what I mean.0
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Yeah...That was his problem too!
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Her backup was slim Jimmy0
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And she ate it!0
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The dog ran away with it, never got to it.0
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she couldn't handle my guilty pleasures0
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His guilty pleasures include watching reruns of The Golden Girls.1
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He tried to make me watch Lifetime.0
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He would never watch Falalala Lifetime with me during the Holidays0
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I was more a murder mystery kind of girl0
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Never broke up with anybody.0
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He was still dating all the Girls since High School0
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She burried her first husband in the yard and I found him while burying the second0
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She made me help her bury the second0
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I no longer wanted to be in @FabulousFantasticFifty's harem0
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Found out he was a dude0
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He apparently was!
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He made me realize I wasn't into dudes0
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I was a dude, she wasn't into dudes0
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Planned our Honeymoon to be at a Dude Ranch0
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Got annoyed of my ninja sounds randomly walking around the house0
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I got annoyed that he was a Wannabe Ninja period!0
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He was always complaining about his annoyance of new things. I gave up!0
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I would break up with her too. *kitten* don't drink my coffee. Lol0
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She didn't like my complaining0
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His wife said I wasn't good enough
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I was in danger when around her because of some angry Women.0
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She got a mob of angry women to chase me in the mall.0
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She belonged to someone else and he moved before I could kill him0
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She wouldn't eat tacos wrapped in Frillies with me0
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