We broke up because...
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I argued we should live in Vancouver so I suggested Vancouver BC (Canada) and she wanted to live in Vancouver WA. It was a constant battle.0
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He was never Happily willing to admit was always right!0
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Her legs walked right on over me0
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He had super powers and could stand on water, I was always jealous0
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Because it was arm day and couldn't hug him like he loves0
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She was clingy...except on Arm Day
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It wasn't real, it was just a dream.0
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She was always sleeping.0
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He tried to incept my dreams... Like that stoopid movie0
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She didn't like stoopid movies!0
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He didn't actually have an Alfred0
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She did!0
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However, I did not.0
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She always had to spank my butt0
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He thought spankings meant he was a bad boy ...the tears got old
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She wouldn't let me spank her butt!0
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He spankings didn't sting enough0
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I was too rough with her0
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I found out he was letting some other girl trace his tattoos with her finger on his body every night0
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She had body tracing issues0
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She didnt like my Tattoo Artist!0
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I had a tatoo of her hand on my butt from her so called "spankings"0
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he left me for the tattoo artist...0
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She didnt like where I got my last tattoo! 0
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She wanted me to get a tattoo on my *kitten*
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She wouldn't get a tatoo on her butt that says "kiss my"0
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He wouldn't put a barber pole on his!0
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Her kitty was bald and needed something to dress it up!
I tried giving her fancy jewelry, but that didn't help!!
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Her cat looked like a rat0
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He called my *kitty* a rat! Even when I tried to make her all pretty for him.0
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