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We broke up because...
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She was obsessively addicted to Star Wars and would run around the house with her dual wield light sabers reliving quotes .. alll dayyy.. everrryyy dayyy...
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He didn't like getting poked by my light sabers.0
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Sometimes I'd wake up to a light saber.. errr, well I don't really want to talk about it.0
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He just couldn't handle all the fun things in the bedroom.1
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Of all of the inaccuracies in our mathematical equation of what we deemed a dependent relationship...0
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was to busy watching tv0
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She always pointed the remote in my direction because she didn't like what she was watching...0
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littlewolf3785 wrote: »He just couldn't handle all the fun things in the bedroom.
owned.0 -
biked to much0
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Wore her rollerblades 24 x 7, even to bed.. it was weird0
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shaved like crazy0
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Cardiohater19 wrote: »littlewolf3785 wrote: »He just couldn't handle all the fun things in the bedroom.
owned.
You owned What?princess0lexi wrote: »shaved like crazy
It was always princess this and princess that, well I'm the Queen B.0 -
littlewolf3785 wrote: »Cardiohater19 wrote: »littlewolf3785 wrote: »He just couldn't handle all the fun things in the bedroom.
owned.
You owned What?
I think he meant you burned me. He's new, just give him a break!
And she was too wild in the sack always trying to.. well let's leave it at that.0 -
Participating in Sack Races with some Wild Woman!0
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Dressed up as Wonder woman every day, even to go grocery shopping.0
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Because they never wore anything but track pants and a t-shirt.0
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She catfished me, refused to send me photo's of herself, and video chat. I wasted 5 years of my life on her.0
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She never went fishing with me.0
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He preferred catfish..0
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She always smelled like fish.0
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Came home with crabs..not the eating sort
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She didn't like my pet crab.0
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He was wayyyy to close to that crab..thats illegal in some states
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My pet crab bite her tongue.0
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The crab gave better tongue than he did :laugh:1
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She used me crab in sexual ways to please her. It was crab abuse so I had to report her to fish and game.1
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one word....crabs0
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She got crabs from a previous partner, knew it and didn't tell me. Just rude.0
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spent more time with crabs then me
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princess0lexi wrote: »spent more time with crabs then me
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS OKAY .. YOU NEVER LIKED MY FRIENDS. IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO WORK!0
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