We broke up because...

princess0lexi · June 2017

biked to much

projectsix · June 2017

Wore her rollerblades 24 x 7, even to bed.. it was weird

princess0lexi · June 2017

shaved like crazy

littlewolf3785 · June 2017

Cardiohater19 wrote: »

littlewolf3785 wrote: »

He just couldn't handle all the fun things in the bedroom.

owned.

You owned What?

princess0lexi wrote: »

shaved like crazy

It was always princess this and princess that, well I'm the Queen B.

projectsix · June 2017

littlewolf3785 wrote: »

Cardiohater19 wrote: »

littlewolf3785 wrote: »

He just couldn't handle all the fun things in the bedroom.

owned.

You owned What?

I think he meant you burned me. He's new, just give him a break!

And she was too wild in the sack always trying to.. well let's leave it at that.

FabulousFantasticFifty · June 2017

Participating in Sack Races with some Wild Woman!

Bonny132 · June 2017

Dressed up as Wonder woman every day, even to go grocery shopping.

mrssie1223 · June 2017

Because they never wore anything but track pants and a t-shirt.

Bonny132 · June 2017

She catfished me, refused to send me photo's of herself, and video chat. I wasted 5 years of my life on her.

liftorgohome · June 2017

She never went fishing with me.

slimgirljo15 · June 2017

He preferred catfish..

liftorgohome · June 2017

She always smelled like fish.

slimgirljo15 · June 2017

Came home with crabs..not the eating sort

liftorgohome · June 2017

She didn't like my pet crab.

slimgirljo15 · June 2017

He was wayyyy to close to that crab..thats illegal in some states

liftorgohome · June 2017

My pet crab bite her tongue.

slimgirljo15 · June 2017

The crab gave better tongue than he did :laugh:

liftorgohome · June 2017

She used me crab in sexual ways to please her. It was crab abuse so I had to report her to fish and game.

TheRealVanillaIce · June 2017

one word....crabs

projectsix · June 2017

She got crabs from a previous partner, knew it and didn't tell me. Just rude.

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