True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    Sometimes when I get to giggling I feel like a teenage boy --
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
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    Tigg_er wrote: »
    Sometimes when I get to giggling I feel like a teenage boy --

    Well giggle away!! Being back the youth for all over us..
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    Jonathanak6 wrote: »
    I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been in a relationship because of my insecurity of my small "boat" and I still live at my moms house

    lyfe's tuff, deal wid it. Stop moaning, no one likes a moaner...

    :/ well...some do.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Keep your eyes out of my shadow box!!!

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    I like your shadow box. Can I touch it?
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    cabronlobos wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    FireTurtle75 wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Normally I'm a pretty mild manner girl; I wanna break my trainer down in a very bad way.

    I doubt he would complain much. What's stopping you from going for it?

    I'm having a conflict: I pay him to sculpt my body. I don't want to have to pay more for smacking my *kitten* and pulling my hair.

    think of it as: an investment

    I just think that if you are a personal trainer and you look that f@cking good; the *kitten* smacking and hair pulling should be included. I don't mind investing but I'm all short term return, instead of long term gains right now

    Well as a personal trainer I now assume I must be doing something wrong to not get this type of reaction out of my clients ;)

    I've heard otherwise :wink:
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
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    I confess my workout frequency is pathetic. On the bright side, at least it's better than nothing

    Ugh this week has been super bad for workout frequency

    Also i love your sticker system

    Haha it's dumb but it keeps me motivated (well, it's supposed to)

    I need some motivation. Got any spare stickers?

    so manyyyyyyyyy
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited June 2017
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

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    1. What's the key for?
    2. Do you ever shake the tray to make the key rattle?
    3. Did you make that tray or did you buy it that way?
    4. Is that glass or plastic covering the tray?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

    hfataydvrsar.jpg

    1. What's the key for?
    2. Do you ever shake the tray to make the key rattle?
    3. Did you make that tray or did you buy it that way?
    4. Is that glass or plastic covering the tray?

    1) Its the key to the embalming room of course!
    2)No. I need to find other things to fill it up with.
    3) My Aunt made it for me as a birthday present.
    4) It's Plexiglas
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Ugh going to get a mani pedi and dont feel like shaving :#
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    mrwineismybf wrote: »
    Ugh going to get a mani pedi and dont feel like shaving :#

    you're not supposed to shave more than a couple days before, I'm pretty sure, because of infection and stuff
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @Jonathanak6 wrote: »
    I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been in a relationship because of my insecurity of my small "boat" and I still live at my moms house

    Thought about changing teams?
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    Jonathanak6 wrote: »
    I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been in a relationship because of my insecurity of my small "boat" and I still live at my moms house

    I don't even have a boat, for natural teasons, but it never prevented me from kissing a girl. Be brave
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    mrwineismybf wrote: »
    Ugh going to get a mani pedi and dont feel like shaving :#

    you're not supposed to shave more than a couple days before, I'm pretty sure, because of infection and stuff

    Yikes ...i guess these girls are gonna enjoy themselves today :D
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    I don't know what "woke" means and I feel old.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    I don't know what "woke" means and I feel old.

    That's so not fleek
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    RavenLibra wrote: »
    Fall in love... take the steps it takes to be the kind of man a woman or young lady will fall in love with... Keep your head up, make eye contact, and at the right moment smile... if she smiles back... you have a chance... look for her again... smile... if she smiles back again... relax... say hello, introduce yourself, compliment her... the best sex in the world begins long before you see each other naked

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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    I don't know what "woke" means and I feel old.

    When you are no longer sleeping, you are 'woke'

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