We broke up because...
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He turned all Silence of The Lambs on me!
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She wouldn't put the lotion on the skin1
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I caught him doing this in the mirror
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She only spoke in tongues...0
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She was obsessed with pie0
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I found out she was married to Jim!0
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She kept trying to make me drink the koolaid. I was trying to cut back on my sugar intake!0
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He didn't want my Sugar!
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Her sugar was laced with coke0
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Drug addict0
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She was never around, always out fighting crime1
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He was ok with prune juice0
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He was attracted to furry arsses0
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Found out he wore a Booty Pop0
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She wouldn't lend me her shoes0
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She sawed off my heels0
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happimess1 wrote: »she was always making my dog lick her feet
He was disgustingGloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »He didn't like dogs.
NEVER!!!
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She was just sooooo sensitive and annoying.0
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Prune juice gives me the *kitten*
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Tried to get me to Close down my Service Station because she wanted me home watching all her children!1
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Never...we lived happily ever after
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She ran off to Iceland!
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Their was a great feudal war between her clan and my clan. Not over territory or precious medals, it was because her clan liked ketchup on their hotdogs and my clan only wanted mustard.0
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He liked frootloops, I liked cocoa pops..our love could never be
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She called me a fruitloop.0
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He's a sook
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