We broke up because...
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She had a secret lover who apparently made her sick... But was still better than me
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kept wanting to spoon other guys0
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Not even one butterfly in my stomach, I felt nothing! @Lonni
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She was heartless0
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Kept leaving me empty notes, then claiming I forgot appointments and brought home the wrong shopping.0
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She forgot what she was supposed to shop for then bring home0
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She gifted me disappearing ink pens and my mistress hated them0
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Didn't want to have 3somes with me and the mistress0
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Her Mistress was Big Bertha from County Jail0
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Big Bertha stole my cornbread0
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Didn't like wrestling big bertha0
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Caught her, LVN and Big Bertha in the Hot tub with lots of mud0
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That's not mudd2
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Wasn't enough for big bertha unfortunately0
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Was to much for all of them0
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His wife hated me
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She said salted cashew nuts were the worst kind of nuts.0
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She was Swinging with a Married couple0
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Could never get her off the playground0
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She never wanted to watch anything but Swingers.0
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Sharing my dirty laundry on The Griffin Newscast!
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She never did her share of the laundry.0
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Treated me like a Maid!0
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She wanted to dress like a French maid, even when her parents were over0
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He was prejudiced of my heritage and my French speaking Parents0
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Swore at me in french everyday0
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Couldn't handle that I was born on Bastille Day0
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Because he kept asking for naked pics and demanding I go to bed naked
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Never would take her sunglasses off....never0
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