We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He turned all Silence of The Lambs on me!

liftorgohome

She wouldn't put the lotion on the skin

FabulousFantasticFifty

I caught him doing this in the mirror

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She only spoke in tongues...

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Mike_take2

She was obsessed with pie

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she was married to Jim!

DSwales11

She kept trying to make me drink the koolaid. I was trying to cut back on my sugar intake!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't want my Sugar! :

SojournerThirteen

Her sugar was laced with coke

FabulousFantasticFifty

Drug addict

Mike_take2

She was never around, always out fighting crime

mrwineismybf

He was ok with prune juice

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He was attracted to furry arsses

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Found out he wore a Booty Pop

terilou87

She wouldn't lend me her shoes

FabulousFantasticFifty

She sawed off my heels

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FabulousFantasticFifty

happimess1 wrote: »

she was always making my dog lick her feet

He was disgusting

Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »

He didn't like dogs.

NEVER!!!

DasItMan91

She was just sooooo sensitive and annoying.

slimgirljo15

Prune juice gives me the *kitten*

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to get me to Close down my Service Station because she wanted me home watching all her children!

slimgirljo15

Never...we lived happily ever after

FabulousFantasticFifty

She ran off to Iceland!

LVNF04

Their was a great feudal war between her clan and my clan. Not over territory or precious medals, it was because her clan liked ketchup on their hotdogs and my clan only wanted mustard.

slimgirljo15

He liked frootloops, I liked cocoa pops..our love could never be

LVNF04

She called me a fruitloop.

slimgirljo15

He's a sook