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We broke up because...
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She wouldn't spoon me in bed0
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He farted on me when I spooned him
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Blamed me for farting when it was actually her0
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She wouldn't let me give her dutch ovens in bed
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She always kept her identity hidden.0
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Too promiscuous0
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Damn I didn't know we broke up @slimgirljo15 Please let me know before everyone else next time! Oh and leave some Klenex you know I cry a lot!
We never did..you know that my love
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She was betrothed to another
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He was always wearing a Mask that looked like Slim, then took it off after I posted!0
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She was confused.0
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I found out that I wasn't the only one he was disguising himself for.0
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She wouldn't dress up with me in the bedroom0
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He wanted to wear my Wonder Woman outfit0
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No sense for adventure0
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The note must have been eaten by the neighbors dog0
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He moved to Maine and got mad when I told his ex0
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He kept trying to bite me.0
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She hung out at walmart too much0
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Expected me to spend a fortune on his parents, we had only been dating for a week1
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Had too low pain threshold0
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I didn't like his accent.0
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C_PruneJuice wrote: »she ordered a large blizzard at Dairy Queen and ate it all before I ate my small blizzard
You're not wrong...
Probably because you drank all the prune juice!
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Hmm... no reason. I would never break up with her.1
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B/c she mixed prune juice in with my cocktail and I was on the toilet all night.0
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Because he always walked in on me pooping 0
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