We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

I found out I was side piece number 6

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had Seven other People's Cooties! Eeeeew!!!

SojournerThirteen

Wouldn't share her cooties

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wore a mask and rubber gloves every time we were in the same room together!

lonniematheny

She is to sweet

FabulousFantasticFifty

He told me that I gave him a toothache

slimgirljo15

She had no teeth

FabulousFantasticFifty

We had a volatile relationship. It was because of that one time we both got drunk and knocked each other's teeth out!

lollyolivia

She has too many teeth

RebelTakesAll

Because that's what I do best pick them and dump them !!

jruch23

She ran weird

RebelTakesAll

He kissed weird

jruch23

She ate icecream at every meal

RebelTakesAll

He never called me babe

jruch23

Wore high heels everywhere

RebelTakesAll

Wanted me barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen

Tigg_er

He didn't like my high heels

RebelTakesAll

Loved my shoes more then me

Tigg_er

We never did ,,, hahahahahhahhahh

RebelTakesAll

And never will

FabulousFantasticFifty

I over heard her on the phone talking Sexy Talk and saying "Grrrrrr!!!!"

CJYogii

Preferred BK then Wendys. I just could not bear the thought to wake up besides a BK lover

RebelTakesAll

Ahahahha well it would make sense!! But we had to call it over because she liked to wear black on Wednesday... everyone knows we wear pink on Wednesday

Tigg_er

Always listening in on my phone calls

JeanieWww

I scared him somehow

FabulousFantasticFifty

She WAS kinda scary!

JeanieWww

She was intimidating

Tigg_er

JeanieWww wrote: »

I scared him somehow

No you didn't

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always hanging around other Women who weren't as intimidating

jruch23

Didn't know how to tell time