We broke up because...
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I found out I was side piece number 60
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She had Seven other People's Cooties! Eeeeew!!!0
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Wouldn't share her cooties0
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Wore a mask and rubber gloves every time we were in the same room together!
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She is to sweet0
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He told me that I gave him a toothache0
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She had no teeth0
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We had a volatile relationship. It was because of that one time we both got drunk and knocked each other's teeth out!
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She has too many teeth
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Because that's what I do best pick them and dump them !!0
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She ran weird0
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He kissed weird0
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She ate icecream at every meal0
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He never called me babe0
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Wore high heels everywhere0
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Wanted me barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen0
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He didn't like my high heels0
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Loved my shoes more then me0
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We never did ,,, hahahahahhahhahh0
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And never will1
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I over heard her on the phone talking Sexy Talk and saying "Grrrrrr!!!!"0
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Preferred BK then Wendys. I just could not bear the thought to wake up besides a BK lover2
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Ahahahha well it would make sense!! But we had to call it over because she liked to wear black on Wednesday... everyone knows we wear pink on Wednesday1
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Always listening in on my phone calls0
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I scared him somehow0
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She WAS kinda scary!
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She was intimidating0
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He was always hanging around other Women who weren't as intimidating0
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Didn't know how to tell time0
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