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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People always say drink responsibly but no one ever tells you to eat responsibly despite both being the root of major health problems.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Why do I read the TL/DR part after reading the whole original post? It's like watching a movie and watch the trailer afterwards.
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    Breaking Bad is still the best
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    Better Call Saul is damn good so far
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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  • HooperDrivesTheBoatChief
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief Posts: 252 Member
    Alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
  • Jdismybug1
    Jdismybug1 Posts: 443 Member
    relynne wrote: »
    I forgot to put mascara on this morning and I've felt off all day.

    I only put mascara on my left eye on Friday. I didn't realize till I got home. Lol.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The annoying thing about salad is that when you eat it, you have to make a mini version of the salad on your fork each time.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Our society is pretty *kitten* up that we market our least healthy foods to children.
  • EmIsabel90
    EmIsabel90 Posts: 11 Member
    At what point am I going to crash (energy wise), then reminiscing about how warm and cozy my bed was this morning.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    We should all start calling rotary phones "digit spinners" to confuse the kids of today.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    With sufficient velocity, pigs probably fly just fine.
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    With sufficient velocity, pigs probably fly just fine.

    No I don't think so. Being shot out of a canon and accelerating upwards for a bit is not the same as flying. Pigs don't have the shape to maintain lift.

    What if they drank a redbull before being shot out of the cannon?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    With sufficient velocity, pigs probably fly just fine.

    No I don't think so. Being shot out of a canon and accelerating upwards for a bit is not the same as flying. Pigs don't have the shape to maintain lift.

    I choose to fly downwards when I jump off things.
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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    edited July 2017
    cee134 wrote: »
    With sufficient velocity, pigs probably fly just fine.

    I think there may be a future sport evolving here...

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you're the first to Google something, Google should notify you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The people that change gas prices must be the same people that paint graffiti. I never see them, but I know they exist.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Before video games existed, the phrase "Crap, I died" was probably never spoken.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I can't believe that they didn't make a James Bond film in 2007...
  • Caporegiem
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There are very few things I find more satisfying than watching a car change lanes to pass me only to get stuck behind a slower vehicle.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A beanbag chair is just a boneless couch.
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    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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