MFP is not A Dating Site!!!
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This thread is awesome3
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »I really want to see some guys come in here and share the messages the ladies here send, let's see who gets butthurt then.
(Preferably not messages from me please. Thanks)
Well, hell I must be doing something wrong. I've never received any random messages at all. Just normal convos from people on my friends list. Maybe I messed something up in my settings. Is there a "Looking for freaky messages" button that I missed or something?3 -
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captainfantastic94 wrote: »
LOL! Literally laughing out loud at that gif. My kids came running into my office to find out why I laughed & what was so funny.1 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »DChelseaNYC wrote: »AngelaOStrong wrote: »Hi! I agree,sending a request. I had a married man saying he wanted to "cuddle with me and watch movies while it rains." Gross.
Add me anyone!!
Ew!
Wait! These guys are married??? Gross! Just because I take progress pics in my panties and plaster my cleavage all over the selfies thread minus most of my face doesn't mean married men can approach me! Ugh.
I check that thread several times a day. How the hell did I miss those pics.0 -
I just wana know how to get holy like harambe1
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Do I have to grab a fallen kid n drag him around? Orrr1
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For married people it becomes a dating site. For the singles it become a place to come *kitten* about how you haven't gotten laid in forever. The fitness aspect comes in when your mfp husband/ wife has ignored you for days and you need to release some frustration.
Wait? I married & I just come here to *kitten* about not getting laid. I don't want dates. I just like to *kitten* about it looking for water in the Sahara. *kitten*, I've had it backwards all of this time.
Sorry single folks, didn't mean to *kitten* up your "not getting laid" pity parade. I'll go stand in the corner now. LOL2 -
I'm tired of being constantly hit on in MFP. I have feelings. I'm not just another pretty face.8
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TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm tired of being constantly hit on in MFP. I have feelings. I'm not just another pretty face.
Yeah, I'm not a piece of meat either. Although I have been told I'm pretty tasty.5 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm tired of being constantly hit on in MFP. I have feelings. I'm not just another pretty face.
I know what you mean, I mean look at this face. I just don't understand why I get no love here.2 -
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm tired of being constantly hit on in MFP. I have feelings. I'm not just another pretty face.
Yeah, I'm not a piece of meat either. Although I have been told I'm pretty tasty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWcRqPesws 0 -
But they just want to make friendship with you......0
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How often do you women get asked to be mentors or fitness spirit guides? I got my first invitation because of this pic, is this how catfish are born?1 -
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I don't have much to contribute to this thread. But the read has been mildly entertaining4
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Basic bros... Smh1
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Cerealsensei wrote: »I don't have much to contribute to this thread. But the read has been mildly entertaining
Mildly. Yes, I agree.0 -
I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.8 -
Have to agree, this is a bit amusing.0
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erica_today wrote: »I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.
I was wondering who got gold. i took silver but at least I beat out that guy for bronze.6 -
Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »erica_today wrote: »I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.
I was wondering who got gold. i took silver but at least I beat out that guy for bronze.
That bronze winner had it going on though. Just sayin'
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Melmel0116 wrote: »erica_today wrote: »I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.
Ive never had a golden d*ck. Whats it like?
I am guessing pretty stiff.3 -
Melmel0116 wrote: »erica_today wrote: »I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.
Ive never had a golden d*ck. Whats it like?
You probably don't want it....it always comes first8 -
I just got randomly messaged and I was giving one word answers because I'm at work. The guy seems genuinely butt hurt.
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I like how pirates always bite the gold to see if it's real.1
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Melmel0116 wrote: »erica_today wrote: »I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.
Ive never had a golden d*ck. Whats it like?
This guy can tell ya
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