MFP is not A Dating Site!!!

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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
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    I make sure everybody knows I am married. Only a couple have still tried and so I made my responses really boring and then they went away.
  • fit4life_78
    fit4life_78 Posts: 165 Member
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    erica_today wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.

    But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.

    Ive never had a golden d*ck. Whats it like?

    Its better than finding the golden ticket and I love chocolate.

    whoa....what just happened here ;)
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
    I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.

    Why date? Just give the D :lol:
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
    I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.

    Why date? Just give the D :lol:

    I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
    I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.

    Why date? Just give the D :lol:

    I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.

    Nope. I have no D to give.
    Now tell me about these fantasies.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
    I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.

    Why date? Just give the D :lol:

    I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.

    Nope. I have no D to give.
    Now tell me about these fantasies.

    So much for a possible lightsaber fight....
  • TeddyK4975
    TeddyK4975 Posts: 106 Member
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    Dang, I was really hoping to meet a nice, fitness minded girl here.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
    I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.

    Why date? Just give the D :lol:

    I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.

    It was aimed towards the guys... a physical relationship involves less emotions, makes the wives happy.
  • Sivadee00
    Sivadee00 Posts: 428 Member
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    I'm not purrrdy enough for that problem.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    cabronlobos wrote: »
    Wait one second here.....I'm reading about people getting these unsolicited d pics.....now I'm wondering how one goes about sending such pics on this site through pm? Is this even possible? Ummmm.....a friend wanted to know....

    You have to sign up for Premium to be able to do that.
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    edited July 2017
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    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.

    But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.

    Ive never had a golden d*ck. Whats it like?

    Its better than finding the golden ticket and I love chocolate.

    Youre still my spirit animal, bae. Just sayin...

    Bae my entire mission in life right now is to impress you as your spirit animal.... You know this ❤
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
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    Someone once told me MFP means My duck pal.

    Edit: Damn autocorrect.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    EnglishRose1385 wrote: »
    Hey Everyone!! I'm looking for a few more friends, a lot of men on here chatting like this is a dating site...

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  • asianolikeyou
    asianolikeyou Posts: 393 Member
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    I was just talking about this with one of my friends! I dunno if any of you have run into him, but I and two girls on my list have already: there's one guy on here who keeps sexually harassing women then creates a new profile under a different email after each time he gets reported. So creepy!

    Ladies, feel free to add me. Could use more girl power in my squad.
  • asianolikeyou
    asianolikeyou Posts: 393 Member
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    LauraInTheWater wrote: »
    Here are some fun ones:

    OMG I had the second guy message me with that same bullsh*t, too! Lol. What a clown, he can't be bothered to be original he just copies & pastes to all women on here.

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