MFP is not A Dating Site!!!
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I make sure everybody knows I am married. Only a couple have still tried and so I made my responses really boring and then they went away.0
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erica_today wrote: »Melmel0116 wrote: »erica_today wrote: »I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.
Ive never had a golden d*ck. Whats it like?
Its better than finding the golden ticket and I love chocolate.
whoa....what just happened here
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Here's how I know MFP is a dating site. People date here.8
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Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.17 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.
Why date? Just give the D
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.
Why date? Just give the D
I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.4 -
Caporegiem wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.
Why date? Just give the D
I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.
Nope. I have no D to give.
Now tell me about these fantasies.0 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.
Why date? Just give the D
I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.
Nope. I have no D to give.
Now tell me about these fantasies.
So much for a possible lightsaber fight....2 -
Dang, I was really hoping to meet a nice, fitness minded girl here.1
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Caporegiem wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Hell, if anyone lived near me I'd totally date someone from here.
I mean, as long as their wife was ok with it.
Why date? Just give the D
I don't think she can give the D. At least I hope not, I'll have to alter my fantasies to accommodate if she can.
It was aimed towards the guys... a physical relationship involves less emotions, makes the wives happy.1 -
I'm not purrrdy enough for that problem.0
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cabronlobos wrote: »Wait one second here.....I'm reading about people getting these unsolicited d pics.....now I'm wondering how one goes about sending such pics on this site through pm? Is this even possible? Ummmm.....a friend wanted to know....
You have to sign up for Premium to be able to do that.0 -
Melmel0116 wrote: »erica_today wrote: »Melmel0116 wrote: »erica_today wrote: »I get creepy messages all the time and I just say funny things to them or am really mean until they realize I'm no fun.
But having said that I did meet my ex boyfriend here and that d*ck was golden.
Ive never had a golden d*ck. Whats it like?
Its better than finding the golden ticket and I love chocolate.
Youre still my spirit animal, bae. Just sayin...
Bae my entire mission in life right now is to impress you as your spirit animal.... You know this ❤1 -
Someone once told me MFP means My duck pal.
Edit: Damn autocorrect.3 -
EnglishRose1385 wrote: »Hey Everyone!! I'm looking for a few more friends, a lot of men on here chatting like this is a dating site...
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I was just talking about this with one of my friends! I dunno if any of you have run into him, but I and two girls on my list have already: there's one guy on here who keeps sexually harassing women then creates a new profile under a different email after each time he gets reported. So creepy!
Ladies, feel free to add me. Could use more girl power in my squad.0 -
LauraInTheWater wrote: »Here are some fun ones:
OMG I had the second guy message me with that same bullsh*t, too! Lol. What a clown, he can't be bothered to be original he just copies & pastes to all women on here.
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asianolikeyou wrote: »LauraInTheWater wrote: »Here are some fun ones:
OMG I had the second guy message me with that same bullsh*t, too! Lol. What a clown, he can't be bothered to be original he just copies & pastes to all women on here.
It's a numbers game.1 -
its starting to drive me nuts! I can't tell u how many "so what's your goal?" Or "i swear im not one of those creeps but ur super hot" messages. Feel free to add me ladies! 0
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Melmel0116 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »I'm so tired of these "feel free to add me" lines. I know what you're after.
Are you on kik?
Feel free to add me
You got SnapChat? Add me! 1 -
BrittneyBroussard wrote: » its starting to drive me nuts! I can't tell u how many "so what's your goal?" Or "i swear im not one of those creeps but ur super hot" messages. Feel free to add me ladies!
But I'm not one of those creeps. I am a completely different level kind of creep. How you doin?
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LauraInTheWater wrote: »Here are some fun ones:
You do realize that saying you have both sets of genitals might get you more responses than you could possibly handle, right? LOL0 -
captainfantastic94 wrote: »Im just here to eat chicken and build muscle
This needs to be made into a T-shirt RIGHT. THIS. SECOND.1 -
See, this is all killing me because I haven't gotten any messages like this at all since joining MFP. I almost kinda envy you ladies... it's like a cheap laugh in your inbox every day!!0
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Melmel0116 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »I'm so tired of these "feel free to add me" lines. I know what you're after.
Are you on kik?
Feel free to add me
Not on kik.
Are you on MFP? Feel free to add me1 -
PrincessTinyheart wrote: »See, this is all killing me because I haven't gotten any messages like this at all since joining MFP. I almost kinda envy you ladies... it's like a cheap laugh in your inbox every day!!
Post more in the forums... the ones that message me don't really post much, if at all, but they sure are lurking.5
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