MFP is not A Dating Site!!!

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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.

    You are so sexist! There are MFP boyfriends and husbands galore as well

    You are absolutely right, forgive me for aligning only a single gender to the depravity of mfp.
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.
    And Elagabalus.

    My wife investigates my friends list and asks why I am friends with people in underwear as their profile pic.

    I am just brotivating them, okay?

    See, now I want to make my profile photo one of me in my undies
    You have my apbroval.

    I second that emotion
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.
    And Elagabalus.

    My wife investigates my friends list and asks why I am friends with people in underwear as their profile pic.

    I am just brotivating them, okay?

    See, now I want to make my profile photo one of me in my undies
    You have my apbroval.

    I second that emotion
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.
    And Elagabalus.

    My wife investigates my friends list and asks why I am friends with people in underwear as their profile pic.

    I am just brotivating them, okay?

    See, now I want to make my profile photo one of me in my undies
    You have my apbroval.

    Well I guess now I have to.

    Say it is a bikini so people don't get all crazy on you

    IT'S A BIKINI.




    PS. It legitimately is.

    I should just drive home and go to bed. Today is pretty much all downhill now.
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  • Lone_wolf46
    Lone_wolf46 Posts: 2,709 Member
    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Lone_wolf46 wrote: »
    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...

    It was established that flowers sent from prison does not equal a date.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Lone_wolf46 wrote: »
    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...

    It was established that flowers sent from prison does not equal a date.

    :D! But if he/she send prison wine it means you are getting married!
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Who are you to tell me where I can have my affairs!?

    I know, right?

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Lone_wolf46 wrote: »
    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...

    It was established that flowers sent from prison does not equal a date.

    :D! But if he/she send prison wine it means you are getting married!

    Yes.

    And if you get chocolates it's conjugal visit time.

    I do love me some good chocolates!
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  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    edited August 2017
    Exactly! This is not a dating site. Mrs. Turtle is busy right now, so where's all the cute single lady turtles? Got turtle wax? Shell pics?

    Just kidding. I'm just here to lose weight & make my shell buff.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    EnglishRose1385 wrote: »
    Hey Everyone!! I'm looking for a few more friends, a lot of men on here chatting like this is a dating site...

    lol @ thinking it's just the men that are thirsty on here

    So are we gonna do this or what??

    I've been waiting for months

    *Slowly rises from the trash can while two friends are making plans without me*

    I, too, am free that day.

    You, me and Boner?? This is a dream come true! <3

    I couldn't help but notice my name is not listed. I'm putting you all on block, ignore, and no fruit cup.

    DO WE KNOW YOU?????

    Of course not. I just assume EVERYONE wants to have a date, spend 24 hours locked in a room, or smelling me so it hurts my feelings to not be included in pretty much every post. That's what I would have said if you weren't BLOCKED and or on ignore/voted off the island

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    WEW LADS!

    I dont know what that means so I googled it and found circle jerks. So I guess we are mfp dating now. It's all so sudden.

    Can I please help plan the wedding?? I have always wanted someone to do a retro prom type wedding and everyone including the guests have to wear the most hideous prom outfits they can find!
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