MFP is not A Dating Site!!!

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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.

    You are so sexist! There are MFP boyfriends and husbands galore as well

    You are absolutely right, forgive me for aligning only a single gender to the depravity of mfp.
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.
    And Elagabalus.

    My wife investigates my friends list and asks why I am friends with people in underwear as their profile pic.

    I am just brotivating them, okay?

    See, now I want to make my profile photo one of me in my undies
    You have my apbroval.

    I second that emotion
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.
    And Elagabalus.

    My wife investigates my friends list and asks why I am friends with people in underwear as their profile pic.

    I am just brotivating them, okay?

    See, now I want to make my profile photo one of me in my undies
    You have my apbroval.

    I second that emotion
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I beg to differ with the name of this thread. Lots of people have mfp girlfriends and wives. The depravity and decadence knows no bounds here. Caligula would be proud of what MFP accomplished.
    And Elagabalus.

    My wife investigates my friends list and asks why I am friends with people in underwear as their profile pic.

    I am just brotivating them, okay?

    See, now I want to make my profile photo one of me in my undies
    You have my apbroval.

    Well I guess now I have to.

    Say it is a bikini so people don't get all crazy on you

    IT'S A BIKINI.




    PS. It legitimately is.

    I should just drive home and go to bed. Today is pretty much all downhill now.
  • Lone_wolf46
    Lone_wolf46 Posts: 2,711 Member
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    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Lone_wolf46 wrote: »
    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...

    It was established that flowers sent from prison does not equal a date.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Lone_wolf46 wrote: »
    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...

    It was established that flowers sent from prison does not equal a date.

    :D! But if he/she send prison wine it means you are getting married!
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Who are you to tell me where I can have my affairs!?

    I know, right?

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Lone_wolf46 wrote: »
    It's not? Then explain to me how I've had a few dates from here...

    It was established that flowers sent from prison does not equal a date.

    :D! But if he/she send prison wine it means you are getting married!

    Yes.

    And if you get chocolates it's conjugal visit time.

    I do love me some good chocolates!
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    edited August 2017
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    Exactly! This is not a dating site. Mrs. Turtle is busy right now, so where's all the cute single lady turtles? Got turtle wax? Shell pics?

    Just kidding. I'm just here to lose weight & make my shell buff.

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