We broke up because...
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I loooooove bacon0
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He was obsessed with Kevin Bacon0
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She didn't like my bacon1
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I preferred Sausage
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She preferred sausage
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She made fun of the size of my sausage!
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Have you ever had a Vienna Sausage? well...
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Was more like a cocktail frankfurt 0
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Excuse me! These examples are all very tastie!! ;-)0
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He was always sharing his samples with everyone else!0
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I asked her to try my sample and she turned her nose up and RAN!0
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He couldn't stop talking about Jo's ceiling.0
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He was making me looney!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was making me looney!
She liked to watch cartoons all the time.He couldn't stop talking about Jo's ceiling.
Is "ceiling" another word for *kitten*?0 -
Always wanted to pet my Kitty 0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always wanted to pet my Kitty
I LOVED that her Kitty was hairless, but thought the diamond adornment was too much!
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Objected when I got a piercing0
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She pulled my nipple ring out during sexy time!0
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Once he found out how aggressive I could be he got scared0
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There can't be two dominant ones in the relationship0
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She wanted me to wear the pants in the family, but I was too much of a girly girl0
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She always got too excited around me and always soiled her panties1
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She always had wet panties0
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I asked if I look fat in my jeans and he was honest0
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Yup like when he told me that my butt was too flat!
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Her butt was too flat! 1 -
He offered to by me a butt transplant for my birthday
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she could never get comfortable sitting as her butt was too damn flat0
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Wanted to turn my arsse into a coffee table0
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She had no butt, so I left her0
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