We broke up because...
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She was always stealing my clothes1
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She only wore long pants0
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He still wore the short pants his Mama made him wear1
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She always turned the lights out... didn't want me to see her undies!!2
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he put too much product in his hair. And not the hair on his scalp0
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Razor burn
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I couldn't handle you in bed0
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Story of my life
She dumped me for a Man0 -
She wanted me to date her ex lover to see if he were still good0
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Was he?
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Meh.. it's good you left the fùcker0
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We got back together 0 -
SuperStampede wrote: »She always turned the lights out... didn't want me to see her undies!!
He could never use his imagination! 0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
We got back together
Best decision you've made!0 -
She getz that guys like to fekk0
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He had a Potty mouth0
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I was adventurous and would do it about anywhere, but drew the line at the potty!0
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He didn't like when I talked dirty to him0
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I LOVED the dirty talk, but could tell it apart from her turrets!0
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He always made fun of me when I was nervous and got all shakey and tongue twisted0
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My trick with tongue tying the cherry stem made her nervous.0
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We would race to see who could tie the stem faster. He got sick of losing.1
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She elevated her standards...0
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I was stuck in an elevator for two days and he didn't even notice I was missing!
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She kept disappearing, sometimes for days on end0
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She changed her name to Jenny and her number to 867-530... I can't remember the last digit...0
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He was always singing some other girls number over and over but seemed to get frustrated on the last digit0
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She didn't like when I sang Corey Hart Songs
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She had a foot fetish0
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She called me names just because I wouldn't share my shoes!1
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