We broke up because...
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She didn't like sleeping head to foot0
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She preferred it that way and was always kicking me in the teeth0
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She had no teeth0
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She became obsessed with tanning0
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She used all my sunscreen0
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She refused to rub aloe on my sunburn0
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Wouldn't let me rub cream in those sensitive areas0
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Refused to change his underwear! Gross!1
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Made me change the flat tire0
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She never down THE washing0
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She was obsessed with washing0
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Changed her clothes 13 times I day!
Laundry day was so overwhelming0 -
Her??? lol
Wishful thinking for you I guess
She liked "her" more than me0 -
Wouldn't put out that fire!!0
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Is a PYRO! lol0
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He got lei'd by everyone0
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Did her darnedess to convince me she is "everyone" lol1
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Apparently he was doing the deed with everyone he knew0
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She was the only woman I knew, she got jealous.0
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He didn't love me0
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I was too old for her0
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She thought age matters0
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She thought I put make up on like a clown0
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She used my lipstick on her nose0
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I always kissed her lipstick off.0
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Never did we ..0
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The sexy time with her was so incredible, I never got any sleep... I was unemployed add exhausted!!! I physically couldn't go on.0
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Is that why
you left me 0 -
Yes. But I am on supplements now... come back, Jo!!1
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I lost interest0
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