We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He took the "naughty" pet names too far
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Couldn't handle all her curves0
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She wanted someone shaped like a 12 year old boy1
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She could shift gears but couldn't reach the clutch EWWWW0
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Came home with crabs..not the eating kind
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I never knew what he was talking about0
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She was allergic to seafood0
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Ummm she told me the crab story 0
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She smelled like a salmon patty0
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on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me... clap and i left her0
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She was always crabby every morning0
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couldnt resist0
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Something was fishy about her0
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She stole my truck, my huntin spot, my beer, and left me the dang cat1
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Such a baby..always wanted to be breast fed 1
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She beat me at a game of call of duty0
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He said the long distance relationship just wasn't working0
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She lived too far away from Arkansas0
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She wanted me to fly to Australia once a week0
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She wanted to take a selfie0
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He still had the hots for his old flame0
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She hacked my facebook and wrote single and gay1
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He was always on Facebook stalking his old boyfriends0
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she added too much salt to the gravy0
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He was gay and would complain about salty tasting things *scoffs*0
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Bahahahaha!
She was les but complained about the fish being too fishy0 -
Nothing was ever too fishy for him0
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Ughhh wait what lol0
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Itz a fish story... hit me up later for details lol0
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yeah you just messed up LOL and thats why he broke up with her1
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