We broke up because...
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I'm a she and I didn't sign up for band.0
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He didn't show up for date....excuse, he's locked in a damn basement0
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1Wildthang wrote: »I'm a she and I didn't sign up for band.
Well by golly yes you are2 -
All he watched was Winnie the Poo, he loved Tigger.0
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Loved Winnie the Pooh... I was more of a Scooby Foo fan!0
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Always acted like Eeyore!0
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Made fun of me when I was down in the dumps! ;-)0
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He was never happy with me0
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I was in downers cuz my natural state was too excited around her!0
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He never would let me have a cannoli0
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She was obsessed with cannoli, when I explained that donuts were breakfast food!0
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He wanted donuts alllllllll the time... always kept me busy0
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She was so good at making Bavarian creme donuts, wanted to start selling them as part of a home business... the thought of working from home was too much!1
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He wanted to make money off of me and my Bavarian creme.... thought he was using me0
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Caught her cooking for the neighbour..naked !!0
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He said the food tasted better that way. What's a girl to do?
She didn't understand my reasoning0 -
Because I couldn't concentrate on anything else0
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I stared at her tummy instead if her eyes0
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Starring up her skirt...not my fault she is really tall!1
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He was always crawling around on the floor when Women were present. Idk why???1
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she couldn't handle me0
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Uhmmm...She's got things all turned around!0
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She never could deal with reality well......0
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She started plotting my death0
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I found out that her Life Insurance only was worth 25 bucks0
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She didn't like my messes I made everywhere0
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she didn't know how to use my equipment correctly0
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He didn't like to share his things. Like his toothbrush, mainly...0
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He used my toothbrush to scrub his dirty wings0
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