We broke up because...
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She knew I was superman... thus her lead lined panties! :-(0
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Would never role play with me unless I was in a school girl uniform
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She had enough of my corns and bunions1
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She kept rubbing her feet all over me1
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He didn't like that I'm not into feet.0
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She was always tickling my bum with a feather0
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She didn't like my birds1
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Apparently not all love is unconditional love...0
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His elephantitis got in the way of romantic time0
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She preferred flour tortillas over corn...0
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he wouldn't show me his face1
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She was hooked on a headless man0
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she couldn't understand why I was still head over hills for my ex0
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Although she loved the fact that I possessed the energy of a 5 year old, she didn't appreciate that certain body parts also matched the size of one, too...2
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He was too concern about size0
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she couldnt take a joke0
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He wasn't funny0
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She abused the feelers0
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He's too feely0
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She wouldn't trim her toenails it tore up the bed sheets0
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I do pedicures for a living ..... that shiit wouldn't happen. He's a liar!!0
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He forgot the safe word..Im sorry I hurt you pookie 0
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She still liked her pooky0
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she thought pookie was a safe word0
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All he wanted to do was pooky0
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her mind was bonded with the gutter0
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Was too vanilla0
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He didn't know where to put it
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couldn't handle all my smoking0
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He's confused. Wants to show off his smoking stuff, doesn't want a lady with her mind in the gutter. What the hell???!!!!!
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