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He always had me cut the crust off his bread and make dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets like his mom used to when he was little0
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Always clogging the toilet with his manpons0
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She would randomly use pads as sticky notes
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Left her pads all over the house0
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Was always asking for my tampons.... not sure why1
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She didn't want to share her really cool Q-tips with me.
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He wouldn't let me wear anything but soccer shorts0 -
She always wore boots to bed0
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He didn't like it when I tried to look sexy for him0
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She only owned one pair of soccer shorts and would never wear them out of the house.0
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Always let me sleep alone0
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Always slept with the dog0
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He kicked me out of bed for his mistress0
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I was replaced in her bed by a blow up doll she called Kevin0
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She always propped her butt on my pillow!0
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Kevin was better at everything she said0
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He was always taking MY pillow. 0
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Kept kicking in bed0
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He was always sleeping at the foot of the bed!0
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She hogged the bed0
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She didn't like my hog, only Kevins0
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Pulling the sheets0
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He had three sixes in his name!0
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Didn't like my horns0
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he actually has 4 6's in his name0
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And he took my cheetos0
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If it's the crunchy kind, I probably did. LOL you can keep the softee ones.0
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He only liked the hard ones0
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