We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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His laundry had poopy stains all over1
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Couldn't wash clothes properly0
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She didn't like the smell of Gain0
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He didn't like Tide... he preferred Gain0
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Because it's better0
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He thought he was Captain Picard.0
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ericaknight1995 wrote: »He thought he was Captain Picard.
She didn't believe I was Captain Picard.0 -
Her panties always had skid marks in them0
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He was always wearing my undies0
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She kept spanking me when I was sleeping0
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He acted like he didn't like it!0
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She thought I liked it even when I was sleeping. I need my sleep
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Couldn't keep up with Muah!0
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I needed a rest she worked me way too hard0
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After sexy time she wanted me to pay her... like it was work!0
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He was a little cheap0
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He used the word "moobs."0
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He had a harem .. I was wife 24 0
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I found out she had 23 Sister Wives0
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She liked donkeys a little too much0
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She had a Donkey fettish1
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He wouldn't like watching me perform in my donkey shows0
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Was trying to have a donkeyhuman cross hybrid child , I couldn't help with that1
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Enjoyed treating me a donkey wayyyyy too much0
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Donkey show...nuff said0
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Couldn't ride my azz to save her life0
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She was always a jack@ss, kicking me and being stubborn.0
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Didn't know the difference between an Azz and a Hinny0
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I said zed, she said zee, it was terribly confusing and led to many arguments0
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I told her I believed in world war Z... she didn't want to survive the zombie apocalypse with me. :-(0
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