We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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ericaknight1995 wrote: »He choked me to death.
Then how can you type this if you're dead?? lol
Beyond the grave, baby.
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Necrophilia wasn't my thing0
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The woman didn't have dinner ready on time and when I asked she threw a plate at me!! Crazy woman!0
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That sounds about right!
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He wouldn't tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street0
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Called me Trailer Trash because I lived in a Double wide0
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she couldn't accept the left side of the bed.0
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He hogged the bed.0
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He only gave me the option of the foot of the bed!0
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She made me sleep in a dog crate at night0
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She stole my dogs bed.0
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She stole my dog0
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She made me sleep in the Dog house0
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She broke the dog house.0
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Her dog chewed my fingers off0
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Her fingers didn't work
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She had a strange obsession with fingers.0
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I found out she could poach salmon between her legs...
That explained the smell1 -
She smelled of baby vomit0
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She smelled of regular vomit and never fully made it on the bed before passing out2
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She had just gotten out of a bad relationship... and her bed smelled funky too!!!0
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He was always smelling my bed, idk why...Weird!0
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Her bed smelled of Barefoot Sweet White Spritzer... she really was a sloppy drunk!0
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He didn't believe me when I told him about the moose trying to maul me!0
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She'd put a bag over my head during intimate time0
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She wasn't adventurous!0
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I couldn't look at her third eye and bucked teeth1
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Lol! She should have thought of that before she put a ring on it!1
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She was always trying to put a ring on me0
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Didn't like it when I pierced her while she was sleeping (she sure did wake up but it was finis!)0
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