Flirting

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    I usually take the winky face as a 'I want to sit on your face' kinda thing, once the love heart comes out though..... :cold_sweat:

    That's usually my take too.. I am not into getting married ever again. But they have to use the hearts popping out of their eyes face. I am not easy, just a regular heart is not enough.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    hmm I wonder if I can get a refund....

    I am sure if you explain the situation, they will totally understand. Stick with Internet love made you do it!

    I suppose showing them a transcript of our chat will help.

    "Hey there ;)"

    it was short and sweet but I KNOW what that winkie face means

    "Hey there ;)" is practically a marriage proposal! Should be completely admissible!

    Absolutely! Especially with the winkie face. I mean, what else could they have meant but "marry me!"?

    I'm glad you ladies get it.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    These days you flirt with someone and three messages in they are planning your future... how many cats you'll have, how your underwear drawer will be organised, what temperature you'll have the shower set too.....

    True story.

    I have had this happen to a couple friends of mine. One just very recently.

    A few years ago, not on MFP, I had a girl ready to buy a ticket from Denver USA to me in the UK, I was like O_O'
    Calm your tits!

    @JackKopCh I think it's our accents Jack, I've had a few now and the guilt is real when you have to say "*kitten* you batshit crazy"
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited February 2017
    Lol Amateur flirters :joy:

    That's why you don't warn the boys before you buy a plane ticket. You just buy the house next door to them and set up a telescope room. Then when they're not home, you sneak over and sleep in their bed, fold their clothes neater, use their wank lotion....you know, wifey stuff.

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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    edited February 2017
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Lol Amateur flirters :joy:

    That's why you don't warn the boys before you buy a planet ticket. You just buy the house next door to them and set up a telescope room. Then when they're not home, you sneak over and sleep in their bed, fold their clothes neater, use their wank lotion....you know, wifey stuff.


    This ^^ reminds me of Rose from 2 and a half men!
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Lol Amateur flirters :joy:

    That's why you don't warn the boys before you buy a planet ticket. You just buy the house next door to them and set up a telescope room. Then when they're not home, you sneak over and sleep in their bed, fold their clothes neater, use their wank lotion....you know, wifey stuff.

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    can't decide if I'm turned on or freaked out...

    i usually just look down and check but lately that doesn't seem to distinguish between the two.
  • breannemarie1993
    breannemarie1993 Posts: 161 Member
    Everyone now a days mistakes genuine, nice conversation or humour with "flirting". It's rather irritating
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    breannemarie1993 wrote: »
    Everyone now a days mistakes genuine, nice conversation or humour with "flirting". It's rather irritating

    That's pretty hot.

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  • breannemarie1993
    breannemarie1993 Posts: 161 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    breannemarie1993 wrote: »
    Everyone now a days mistakes genuine, nice conversation or humour with "flirting". It's rather irritating

    That's pretty hot.

    Re5pext.

    Hahahah
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    I agree, just because I politely say how nice you'd look in my swing doesn't mean I'm flirting ffs. jeez
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    These days you flirt with someone and three messages in they are planning your future... how many cats you'll have, how your underwear drawer will be organised, what temperature you'll have the shower set too.....

    True story.

    I have had this happen to a couple friends of mine. One just very recently.

    A few years ago, not on MFP, I had a girl ready to buy a ticket from Denver USA to me in the UK, I was like O_O'
    Calm your tits!

    @JackKopCh I think it's our accents Jack, I've had a few now and the guilt is real when you have to say "*kitten* you batshit crazy"

    Y'all shouldn't be throwing that accent around all Willy Nilly :D
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    I usually take the winky face as a 'I want to sit on your face' kinda thing, once the love heart comes out though..... :cold_sweat:

    What if I do both? ;)<3
    Maybe I want to sit on your face and then make you eggs in the morning.

    I'd allow it.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    I usually take the winky face as a 'I want to sit on your face' kinda thing, once the love heart comes out though..... :cold_sweat:


    Maybe I want to sit on your face and then make you eggs in the morning.

    The definition of win-win
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    I once flirted with a girl that I didn't really like just to see how far she would go. I think that makes me a bad person. or at very least a *kitten*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    What is this flirting thing? Sounds fun ..
    Btw @JackKopCh I got a refund on my ticket ..
    Your "hello" definitely sounded like a marriage proposal to me ..my bad :(
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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Well! hello there ...................

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  • 1littlecloud
    1littlecloud Posts: 5 Member
    PersianKitty94 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    PersianKitty94 wrote: »
    Apparently I flirt and am a tease. IDK where they get that from. I'm just awesome and they take that as being flirtatious. This is why I never respond to messages on here. One second it's " Hey. How are you?" and the next it's " Wanna get married?"

    and this whole time I thought we had something special going on...I even showed you my kitten

    Dammit, I knew this day would come.

    Ugh!
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I have no idea how to flirt and am constantly afraid someone will think i am flirting
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  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    I'm horribly bad at flirting. I studder, stammer and say weird things. I try to imagine that people find that charming.

    I would find that very charming.
  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
    That dog is so chill. You would think a dog would be totally freaking out in weightlessness. Maybe he just had good training?
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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    BurritoPlatonic wrote: »
    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    I have no idea how to flirt and am constantly afraid someone will think i am flirting

    Do you realize you're flirting now?

    Dammit!
  • crmzn
    crmzn Posts: 83 Member
    Be you. If someone gets the wrong idea, then "be you" around someone else.
  • confectionsbychris
    confectionsbychris Posts: 25 Member
    The problem for me is as a man, a lot of women view common decency as flirting, I make eye contact, I listen, I offer suggestions when they are wanted. On top of that I have a very light hearted personality so I'm constantly smiling and making others laugh, because of these qualities I am called a shameless flirt.
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