Has a bird ever pooped on you?
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@Motorsheen I know you have a story to share.0
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Yes! A seagull pooped on my arm at the beach. It looked like a blob of sand! You can tell what his diet was!1
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Yes but I'm pretty sure I deserved it. I was being a major *kitten* that day. Thanks karma!0
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@AmberSpamber wrote: »Yes! A seagull pooped on my arm at the beach. It looked like a blob of sand! You can tell what his diet was!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn9fAymS2g
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Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.0
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@KurumiSophia wrote: »Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.
Are you sure it wasn't your mother?
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@KurumiSophia wrote: »Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.
Are you sure it wasn't your mother?
Nope. She wasn't there. We were standing outside what was a Borders bookstore when it happened.0 -
@TresaAswegan wrote: »I was waiting for my new kindergarten teacher to visit me at my house (because apparently that was a thing back then) and a bird pooped on my shoulder.
There was also an incident when a teacher was coming to my house because I was friends with their kid, and I peed my pants right before they arrived.
I'm seeing a trend here.............
Well, apparently it was so traumatic that you deactivated your account here.0 -
Over fifty years ago but I remember it!
I was one of a large group of Catholic altar boys wearing a white surplices at an outdoor Mass at the local baseball stadium.
The pigeons flew over us leaving huge purple poop stains on our white surplices
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@Jimb376mfp wrote: »Over fifty years ago but I remember it!
I was one of a large group of Catholic altar boys wearing a white surplices at an outdoor Mass at the local baseball stadium.
The pigeons flew over us leaving huge purple poop stains on our white surplices
Are you sure it wasn't something from the priest?2 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@Jimb376mfp wrote: »Over fifty years ago but I remember it!
I was one of a large group of Catholic altar boys wearing a white surplices at an outdoor Mass at the local baseball stadium.
The pigeons flew over us leaving huge purple poop stains on our white surplices
Are you sure it wasn't something from the priest?
He said it was from pigeons not cardinals.5 -
yes a few time. now when I see a bird sitting up on a wire I try to walk around them. I don't trust birds no more0
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@michael1976_ca wrote: »yes a few time. now when I see a bird sitting up on a wire I try to walk around them. I don't trust birds no more
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@abetterme9366 What is your experience with poop from above?0
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If you are speaking of the bird of life.....yes....if you are speaking about an actual feathered beast, no .0
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Unfortunately, yes. On my face. Under my right eye. Didn't see it coming, but I still remember it. I have nightmares.0
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This whole thread just adds to my bird fear.
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@Motorsheen I know you have a story to share.
actually, the birds in my neighborhood know better.....0 -
Unfortunately at Disneyworld a seagull pooped on my head0
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Share your experiences.
No but a dog sprayed me today on my walk1 -
I have no bird poop story to tell
I feel like Im missing out. Im going to look for a flock of birds right now..
I want a bird pooped on my head story too damnit
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Many years ago I had a girlfriend that left me and it just devastated me. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the county And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the state . And that's what I did. I ran clear across the state For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.
I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. And during that time I got pooped on more than a few times.
Heck0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Many years ago I had a girlfriend that left me and it just devastated me. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the county And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the state . And that's what I did. I ran clear across the state For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.
I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. And during that time I got pooped on more than a few times.
Did you guys ever get back together? I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.1 -
@WorkerDrone83 wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Many years ago I had a girlfriend that left me and it just devastated me. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the county And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the state . And that's what I did. I ran clear across the state For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.
I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. And during that time I got pooped on more than a few times.
Did you guys ever get back together? I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
Yes. we got married. She died of AIDS. Gave it to our son,
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@forward0backward wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Many years ago I had a girlfriend that left me and it just devastated me. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the county And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the state . And that's what I did. I ran clear across the state For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.
I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. And during that time I got pooped on more than a few times.
Heck
More like "heck yea!"0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@TresaAswegan wrote: »I was waiting for my new kindergarten teacher to visit me at my house (because apparently that was a thing back then) and a bird pooped on my shoulder.
There was also an incident when a teacher was coming to my house because I was friends with their kid, and I peed my pants right before they arrived.
I'm seeing a trend here.............
Well, apparently it was so traumatic that you deactivated your account here.
As far as I know, I'm still here...?0 -
TresaAswegan wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@TresaAswegan wrote: »I was waiting for my new kindergarten teacher to visit me at my house (because apparently that was a thing back then) and a bird pooped on my shoulder.
There was also an incident when a teacher was coming to my house because I was friends with their kid, and I peed my pants right before they arrived.
I'm seeing a trend here.............
Well, apparently it was so traumatic that you deactivated your account here.
As far as I know, I'm still here...?
Nope. You're not. lol0 -
patrick_star_trek wrote: »TresaAswegan wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@TresaAswegan wrote: »I was waiting for my new kindergarten teacher to visit me at my house (because apparently that was a thing back then) and a bird pooped on my shoulder.
There was also an incident when a teacher was coming to my house because I was friends with their kid, and I peed my pants right before they arrived.
I'm seeing a trend here.............
Well, apparently it was so traumatic that you deactivated your account here.
As far as I know, I'm still here...?
Nope. You're not. lol
Ohhh. I know what it is. I changed my username and apparently the forums are confused.
ETA I think it's fixed now lol0
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