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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He had a lot of babies0
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She never smiled for me.0
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I don't even know why.0
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I was allergic to latex0
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She wanted me to wear cellophane wrap to bed0
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I just wanted to tie his asssssss uppppp1
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She wanted to hook me up by the b@lls1
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Was super freaky
wanted ^^ 0 -
She was A SUPER FREAK... the kind you don't take home to mother!! LOL0
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I was his dirty secret..I wasn't allowed to meet his family0
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She was so dirty because she showered once a month , was embarrassed for family to meet her .0
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She fell down a well and her eyes went crosseyed. I couldn't tell if she was looking at me or not.1
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He told me to close my eyes and he'd give me a surprise. A black eye wasn't what I was expecting.0
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She was always praying for me to be a man0
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She had bigger ball then I did.0
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He had one ball0
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She wouldn't play with my balls
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He never cleaned out his belly button0
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Because of her big collection a bellybutton lint0
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He was addicted to Asian porn0
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His diapers were too expensive0
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she kept getting her glass eyes mixed up0
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He had more nipple hair than me1
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She had nipple and butt hairs0
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He was completely hairless0
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He was a sucker...vampire 0
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She never let me play vampire... oh, I was a sucker!!0
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Never broke up!0
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