My date with the person above me was going great until...
Replies
-
He started taking pictures of other people's legs1
-
We ended up at the emergency room0
-
She kept posting on the community boards during dinner0
-
The police burst in and put handcuffs on him0
-
Caught her in the coat room with our waiter0
-
Mike_take2 wrote: »Caught her in the coat room with our waiter
I was helping him look for something in his pants
Got angry for no reason0 -
She found something alright
1 -
His mom showed up and made him go home.0
-
She put on her pants and shoes and walked out0
-
she got on her cell phone0
-
started flirting with the waitress0
-
She hopped up on the table and started dancing... it was IHOP...DOH!!!0
-
We got kicked out for indecent exposure0
-
she didnt like my dance moves0
-
The food poisoning kicked in.0
-
Downed a bottle of chocolate syrup ...left me with plain old vanilla ice cream1
-
Didn't like vanilla and wanted all the naughty stuff1
-
The SWAT team arrived at his house to speak to him about his business dealings.1
-
She ditched me for one of the guys on the SWAT team.0
-
He burped and farted in the fancy restaurant and blamed me loudly .. 0
-
she burped and farted louder than me in the fancy restaurant and admitted it0
-
We got into a burping, farting contest, and before he could win, we were thrown out of the fancy restaurant, without even getting our doggie bags!0
-
She was hit by a lightning bolt0
-
She pulled up in a Circus Clown car with 15 other people!0
-
she left with the waiter0
-
She left me with the check0
-
She flipped the table and said we will not pay for anything.1
-
She showed me how flexible she was in the middle of the fancy restaurant by taking off her high heel and wrapping her leg up around her neck and sucking her toe0
-
she said she was going to the bathroom and never came back0
-
She said she loves pineapple pizza1
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions