My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She handed me the subpoena.1
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She mistook my cat for a dog.0
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He kept checking his watch0
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I tried to swat the dragon fly on her chest0
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She took me to Micky D's0
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She wanted me to share my fries0
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I awoke1
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He got mad when I carved him into a Jack-o-Lantern0
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She tried to shove a lit candle in my mouth. Said she wanted to see if it made my eyes light up. She also said she had candy. There was no candy & wax tastes horrible.0
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The flying monkeys showed up.0
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We were transported to the land of Oz1
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She served burnt pie0
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she started crying when i ordered steak.. she had a pet cow named Lucy0
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I went to the bar to get another drink, and when I came back, with her mouth stuffed full, she denied having eaten what was left on my plate.0
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She accused me of eating her food when I was ordering drinks0
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Not cool Mr Healthy, I hit back.Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »I tried to swat the dragon fly on her chest
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She decided to start stripping on the table1
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When I said I wanted wings she showed me her thighs, I should have asked for breast wings1
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Groped my breasts in the restaurant0
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Groped my breasts in the restaurant0
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she passed out in someones else's lap at the pub0
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I drank all of her Bailey's 0
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He wanting me to try a new special health restaurant in town that served bugs because they're high in protein.0
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Showed up in a mini skirt with no panties and high heals. It was a fancy restuarant not a dance club.0
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he didn't think my mini skirt and heels were classy enough
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i wore sneakers to the restaurant0
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She told me it was casual so I wore my nice white tank top0
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He told me he was a nudist and brought me to their Retreats bar and introduced me to all his friends .0
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