My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    We were transported to the land of Oz
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She served burnt pie
  • mila0814
    mila0814 Posts: 4,169 Member
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    she started crying when i ordered steak.. she had a pet cow named Lucy
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    I went to the bar to get another drink, and when I came back, with her mouth stuffed full, she denied having eaten what was left on my plate.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She accused me of eating her food when I was ordering drinks
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    I tried to swat the dragon fly on her chest
    Not cool Mr Healthy, I hit back. ;)
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    She decided to start stripping on the table
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    When I said I wanted wings she showed me her thighs, I should have asked for breast wings
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Groped my breasts in the restaurant
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Groped my breasts in the restaurant
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    she passed out in someones else's lap at the pub
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    I drank all of her Bailey's ;)
  • BeautifulCreations
    BeautifulCreations Posts: 15 Member
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    He wanting me to try a new special health restaurant in town that served bugs because they're high in protein.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Showed up in a mini skirt with no panties and high heals. It was a fancy restuarant not a dance club.
  • jillcarslake
    jillcarslake Posts: 977 Member
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    he didn't think my mini skirt and heels were classy enough :|
  • kouzzzz
    kouzzzz Posts: 540 Member
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    i wore sneakers to the restaurant
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She told me it was casual so I wore my nice white tank top
  • BeautifulCreations
    BeautifulCreations Posts: 15 Member
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    He told me he was a nudist and brought me to their Retreats bar and introduced me to all his friends .

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