Odd compliments

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Those legs look good enough to eat.

    LOL! :lol:

    I once got a PM from some Guy telling me that my legs were delicious enough to wrap around him! :dizzy:
    True Story...I blocked his Arsse after that! Creep!!! :anguished:

    Some guy told me he would drink my bath water. Um? What?

    Jeez put me on blast why don't ya

    It's just, well, it's still warm and who does that?

    What if it was first allowed to chill to room temp?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Those legs look good enough to eat.

    LOL! :lol:

    I once got a PM from some Guy telling me that my legs were delicious enough to wrap around him! :dizzy:
    True Story...I blocked his Arsse after that! Creep!!! :anguished:

    Some guy told me he would drink my bath water. Um? What?

    Jeez put me on blast why don't ya

    It's just, well, it's still warm and who does that?

    What if it was first allowed to chill to room temp?

    Seems like this may not be your first bathwater rodeo...
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Those legs look good enough to eat.

    LOL! :lol:

    I once got a PM from some Guy telling me that my legs were delicious enough to wrap around him! :dizzy:
    True Story...I blocked his Arsse after that! Creep!!! :anguished:

    Some guy told me he would drink my bath water. Um? What?

    Jeez put me on blast why don't ya

    It's just, well, it's still warm and who does that?

    Well just how dirty do you get in 24hours? Seriously how dirty?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Those legs look good enough to eat.

    LOL! :lol:

    I once got a PM from some Guy telling me that my legs were delicious enough to wrap around him! :dizzy:
    True Story...I blocked his Arsse after that! Creep!!! :anguished:

    Some guy told me he would drink my bath water. Um? What?

    Jeez put me on blast why don't ya

    It's just, well, it's still warm and who does that?

    Well just how dirty do you get in 24hours? Seriously how dirty?

    Her? Pretty damn
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Those legs look good enough to eat.

    LOL! :lol:

    I once got a PM from some Guy telling me that my legs were delicious enough to wrap around him! :dizzy:
    True Story...I blocked his Arsse after that! Creep!!! :anguished:

    Some guy told me he would drink my bath water. Um? What?

    Jeez put me on blast why don't ya

    It's just, well, it's still warm and who does that?

    Well just how dirty do you get in 24hours? Seriously how dirty?

    You have absolutely no idea how filthy I can be

    LOL well I do prefer my drinking water at least room temp I guess unless I'm really thirsty
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    I didn't ask to see your boobies.... I tried folks...huge mfp fail
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    "I cannot handle your positivity"
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    I'll be there for you when you're actively dying.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    If I had a nose full of money, I'd blow it all on you.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Shaving your goatee makes your face look fuller. (fuller=fat in my book)
  • rae1721
    rae1721 Posts: 332 Member
    You are extremely weird but thankfully you are decent looking ...... (I took it as a double compliment) ;-)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I got this one one time after hanging out with my tall Friend and her really tall Boyfriend.
    After a night out we went to their place to play pool and I took off my shoes, when he stood next to me he said:

    "How cute.... You're like a Midget!" :joy:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    any compliment that ends with "....for your age".
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    any compliment that ends with "....for your age".

    LOL! I get that a lot on here! "You look (Fill in the blank) for 50!"

    FYI People if you throw in that last part, it's definitely NOT a Compliment! :(
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    any compliment that ends with "....for your age".

    LOL! I get that a lot on here! "You look (Fill in the blank) for 50!"

    FYI People if you throw in that last part, it's definitely NOT a Compliment! :(

    Exactly.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited October 2017
    Man2Woman: You are so hawt, if I stood here nekked in front of you for a minute, I’d be drippin all over the floor!

    W2M: You are so steamy, if I stood here nekked in front of you for a minute, I’d be running like a river all over the floor!
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    You're so bright that you could make a million roaches scatter if you were standing in a dark room full of them.
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    Hey, check you out, you look normal enough to not freak the hell out of me. That was a totally unexpected surprise. Nice!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited October 2017
    I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf
    And I was the baker
    I’d eat’em all myself :p:p:p
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Whenever I walk through a spider web, and I just know that creepy *kitten* is somewhere on me, I think fondly of you.

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