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  • FitBitCee
    FitBitCee Posts: 43 Member
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    ohpiper wrote: »
    A whale's penis is called a "dork."
    Big_Gulps_Huh wrote: »
    Masturbating will not cause blindness. Fact and testimonial.

    Dying laughing !!!!!!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies.

    MMMMM Meatloaf cookies
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Every documentary takes place in the same cinematic universe.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You cannot pretend to play the air guitar.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Eyes are beautiful in the head, and horrifying when outside the head.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When you spell 'almost' you use all of 'most' and most of 'all'.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Drunk flirting is like hungry grocery shopping. You'll likely bring something home you actually don't want.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Drunk flirting is like hungry grocery shopping. You'll likely bring something home you actually don't want.

    ...don't you know that the girls all get prettier at closin' time??
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Drunk flirting is like hungry grocery shopping. You'll likely bring something home you actually don't want.

    :lol: there is so much truth behind both of these!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    By the time we get people to stop using their phones while driving, we will have self driving driving cars, allowing us to use our phones while driving.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Taking dating advice from attractive people is like taking finance advice from someone who won the lottery.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Actors get paid more to pretend to go to space then astronauts get paid to actually go.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Actors get paid more to pretend to go to space then astronauts get paid to actually go.

    Ain't that a beech??
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    vikinglander wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Actors get paid more to pretend to go to space then astronauts get paid to actually go.

    Ain't that a beech??

    Note to self, don't learn useful information. Instead, learn how to pretend very well.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    vikinglander wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Actors get paid more to pretend to go to space then astronauts get paid to actually go.

    Ain't that a beech??

    Note to self, don't learn useful information. Instead, learn how to pretend very well.

    As they used to say, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullsnit...".
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A "month" is the only non-standardized unit of time.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I was wondering when we would get our useless fact today!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People say that money can't buy love, but it can if you buy a pet.

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