True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I having trouble deciding which sex thread to post in.

    Both. Just dooooo iiiiiittttt!

    damn it! work keeps getting in the way

    Who cares if an inmate escapes, we have sex to talk about! :*

    :D I'd have plenty of time to post then

    Because you'd be jobless?

    pretty much or get a time off without pay award.
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I confess that imma eat these and not feel guilty
    gf5pvgl7jwlj.jpg

    you know there ARE 2 in there... please share with me.
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,198 Member
    There is a jock strap cup named the same...
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    ekim2016 wrote: »
    There is a jock strap cup named the same...

    too funny.

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    Last year my wife and I went to Cancun. We were there for two weeks. We hung out by the same pool, in the same area, every day. On the second to last day we were there, we got up from our lounge chairs to go to the swim up bar and grab a cocktail. When we came back, all the stuff from my lounge chair was moved over onto my wife's lounge chair and some lady had taken my chair so she could have 4 chairs together with her husband and two kids. My wife lost it. I've never seen her go ballistic before. She started tearing into that lady. I didn't want any trouble, so I told her, "Come on. It's almost dinner time. let's go get ready." She calmed down and started gathering her things. I did likewise, but a couple of my things had been kicked under my lounge chair that the lady had commandeered. As I reached under to get my stuff, I saw a child's slip on shoe. It had a Disney Character on it. I'm sure it was her daughters. I took it with my stuff. I figured she'd remember us, when she had to carry her child back to her room because of the hot concrete.

    I still have that shoe. I put it in my man cave up on a trophy shelf with other trophies. My wife loves to tell the story when someone asks me what that is on the trophy shelf.

    that's beautiful, man.... I actually got a lil' misty eyed just reading that.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Really want to bang this guy but I'm not sure how to tell him.

    good afternoon!
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    IC I hate not being able to wash my hair.
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I confess that the visit with my folks went well and was enjoyable. It was nice to have them visit me instead of the other way around and it was great to see them. Odd off color remarks aside, it was great. :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I confess that after reading all these threads and posts about Sex today that I've got Sex on the brain! :joy:
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I was flipped off by an old lady today.

    Oi..Im not THAT old :D ..
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    IC I hid the cookie butter oreos I bought today so my *kitten* kids don't eat them all before I get a few more of them.
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  • miolmimi
    miolmimi Posts: 58 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I was flipped off by an old lady today.

    Ya whippersnapper!!
  • eimaj_
    eimaj_ Posts: 16 Member
    crssftlv wrote: »
    I confess that it is hard for me to say no, because I don't want to hurt someones feelings :/

    Shall we have sex? Looolll :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    eimaj_ wrote: »
    crssftlv wrote: »
    I confess that it is hard for me to say no, because I don't want to hurt someones feelings :/

    Shall we have sex? Looolll :p

    Interesting pp you got there :D
  • eimaj_
    eimaj_ Posts: 16 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    eimaj_ wrote: »
    crssftlv wrote: »
    I confess that it is hard for me to say no, because I don't want to hurt someones feelings :/

    Shall we have sex? Looolll :p

    Interesting pp you got there :D

    :wink: Thanks, I think lol
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess that I am considering cancelling on my friend tonight due to lack of sleep. But it's her birthday, so I can't do that. But I'm thinking about it.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2017
    Im over school holidays already.. and they've only just started :/
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    I confess that I am considering cancelling on my friend tonight due to lack of sleep. But it's her birthday, so I can't do that. But I'm thinking about it.

    What a great day for your friend to be born on....i guess all wonderful people were born on this day.....hint hint....;)

    Happy Birthday!! Your strip-a-gram is on the way :wink:
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    I confess that I am considering cancelling on my friend tonight due to lack of sleep. But it's her birthday, so I can't do that. But I'm thinking about it.

    What a great day for your friend to be born on....i guess all wonderful people were born on this day.....hint hint....;)

    Happy Birthday!! Your strip-a-gram is on the way :wink:

    If I could do gifs I'd have one with a Snoopy and Woodstock dancing right now :)

    This?
    pmphlsxoy7s2.gif
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    I confess that I am considering cancelling on my friend tonight due to lack of sleep. But it's her birthday, so I can't do that. But I'm thinking about it.

    What a great day for your friend to be born on....i guess all wonderful people were born on this day.....hint hint....;)

    Happy Birthday!! Your strip-a-gram is on the way :wink:

    If I could do gifs I'd have one with a Snoopy and Woodstock dancing right now :)

    This?
    pmphlsxoy7s2.gif

    Haha...exactly! Thank you :)

    Anything for the birthday boy

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