True Confessions - Don't Judge
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IC that since my stupid ovaries are determined to try and kill me today, I am about to take a pain pill and have a piece of reese's pb cake for lunch.0
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »IC that since my stupid ovaries are determined to try and kill me today, I am about to take a pain pill and have a piece of reese's pb cake for lunch.
I wish there was an on/off switch.
Like, if, when ready for babies, you could say, "okay, you can turn on now," and then once you're done, you could turn it off again. Because excuse me, but it is not fair I've had my period for sixteen years yet all this time I haven't wanted a baby.
Lol exactly!! Especially when your dumb girl parts are defective anyway but still try to kill you every month!2 -
First day of sober October and I'm feeling it already lol0
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Shrinking_Xtina wrote: »
No. It was at an apple orchard. Note to self: Don't buy apples at Whole Foods.2 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »IC that since my stupid ovaries are determined to try and kill me today, I am about to take a pain pill and have a piece of reese's pb cake for lunch.
So earlier when you told @kinetixtrainer2 your ovaries were exploding....?
Also i am sorry you are dealing with that1 -
I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow0
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I drink whole milk when I eat ice cream.1
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I confess today my eyes have rolled so often they are literally spinning like a poker machine display.
What is wrong with people? Sheesh, did someone crap in your cereal?1 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I confess today my eyes have rolled so often they are literally spinning like a poker machine display.
What is wrong with people? Sheesh, did someone crap in your cereal?
I bet they're a bunch of "milk in first" kinda ppl
I confess, I haven't paid too much attention.0 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am
I'll bet you'll do well...you have a good personality for it!1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am
I'll bet you'll do well...you have a good personality for it!
Thank you!0 -
I missed church this afternoon because I was writing a long letter to a lost Love.
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I missed church this afternoon because I was writing a long letter to a lost Love.
I am patiently waiting by my inbox....5 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I missed church this afternoon because I was writing a long letter to a lost Love.
I am patiently waiting by my inbox....
It was sent by Snail Mail Sweetie, check your post box in a few days!
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It is not even seven AM yet and i am 10000000% done with today1
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_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am
So I will be expecting to see you do this ...
Come visit me and I will alright?1 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am
So I will be expecting to see you do this ...
Come visit me and I will alright?
WHOOOO !
I am a strawberry daiquiri kind of girl , But please do not add any rum . - Thanks !
*cough cough* thats a smoothie *cough cough*1 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am
So I will be expecting to see you do this ...
Come visit me and I will alright?
WHOOOO !
I am a strawberry daiquiri kind of girl , But please do not add any rum . - Thanks !
*cough cough* thats a smoothie *cough cough*
So you can still make it right ?
Or is it you only do "sex on the beach" or "bloody Mary" ?
Naw i will do that of course!1 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am
So I will be expecting to see you do this ...
Come visit me and I will alright?
WHOOOO !
I am a strawberry daiquiri kind of girl , But please do not add any rum . - Thanks !
*cough cough* thats a smoothie *cough cough*
So you can still make it right ?
Or is it you only do "sex on the beach" or "bloody Mary" ?
Naw i will do that of course!
Your the best !
I am a good tipper will a 100 bucks will be ok ?
Not really allowed to advise on your tips... but 100 bucks... one non alcaholic drink.... probably a little stingy there0 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »I confess that I am kinda bummed that my bar training shift was so slow
U going to be a bartender ?
Yes I am
So I will be expecting to see you do this ...
Come visit me and I will alright?
WHOOOO !
I am a strawberry daiquiri kind of girl , But please do not add any rum . - Thanks !
*cough cough* thats a smoothie *cough cough*
So you can still make it right ?
Or is it you only do "sex on the beach" or "bloody Mary" ?
Naw i will do that of course!
Your the best !
I am a good tipper will a 100 bucks will be ok ?
Not really allowed to advise on your tips... but 100 bucks... one non alcaholic drink.... probably a little stingy there
Who says I just want one I like a few ...like 5 or so ?
Oh man in that case, 100 dollars is far too low1 -
Grandbaby today, but Mima wishes it was tomorrow (No sleep last night) 0
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My move across country is driving me crazy and I'm about to start ripping my hair out and set fire to all of my stuff.2
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I confess, I talked my fiancé to take a cruise for our honeymoon even though he is very nervous about doing so. Now that the time is getting closer, I am getting the same nerves.1
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WorkerDrone83 wrote: »My move across country is driving me crazy and I'm about to start ripping my hair out and set fire to all of my stuff.
I was in that boat in late June and July, moved from Florida to Cali. We drove there in a sedan with a 100lb dog and an 8×5 trailer. Sold all the furniture and seriously consolidated everything else. I was a wreck... I feel your pain!
Thank you guys. It will finally be done Friday. But dealing with transport for my vehicle and and work is uggghhhh
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