We broke up because...
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He's a beast in the bedroom ...oh wait..come back
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he wouldnt communicate with me...he only growled0
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runnergirl0721 wrote: »he wouldnt communicate with me...he only growled
She didn't like me growling in the bedroom.0 -
He was jealous that I had more hair than him0
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I was jealous of the silver hair on his back 1
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He was too wild0
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Is there such a thing?
Her adorable kitty ears made me giggle and she thought I was always laughing at her0 -
He made fun of my when I'd play dress up0
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I ate his banana and he threw a fit.0
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TabithaCheesecake wrote: »I ate his banana and he threw a fit.
She wasn't interested in eating my banana after that first time
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AliNouveau wrote: »He made fun of my when I'd play dress up
She would never dress up for role play0 -
WildBill_CQ wrote: »TabithaCheesecake wrote: »I ate his banana and he threw a fit.
She wasn't interested in eating my banana after that first time
He let someone else have his banana
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She wouldn't do it in the trees with me0
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That's right 'tabby doesn't share foooood' however you hit the nail on the coffin when you demanded I have my back waxed! Pot. Kettle. Black!2
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I loved braiding the hair on her back, she just found it annoying 0
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Only fed me bananas0
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She kept me in a cage in her bedroom. Wasn't half bad. 0
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WildBill_CQ wrote: »She kept me in a cage in her bedroom. Wasn't half bad.
We never broke up..did we schnookums
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Only fed me bananas
Not if I can help it, but you can't get angry at the fruit names I call our private parts.
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WildBill_CQ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Only fed me bananas
Not if I can help it, but you can't get angry at the fruit names I call our private parts.
Keep biting my peach 0 -
I never wanted bananas anymore just peaches
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He ate all the neighbourhood peaches
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My conjoined twin freaked him out0
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His wife said I couldn't stay0
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She ate my chocolate and bit my hand doing so1
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Insisted i call him Jesus0
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He kept playing the guitar at 1am when I was sleeping!!0
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He strummed my sisters strings0
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