We broke up because...
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He had two left feet tho! Lol1
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I caught her doing acro-yoga with another base0
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Was alway mowing the Lawn Shirtless bringing all the neighborhood Ladies to the Yard1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Was alway mowing the Lawn Shirtless bringing all the neighborhood Ladies to the Yard
Methinks you give me too much credit....besides.....
It was actually how you kept distracting the guys in the Taichi class with your amazing legs.1 -
Turned our home into a Squat house0
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Stole my monies0
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All he had in his wallet were 13 bucks and an aged condom0
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He was broke0
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She freaked out once when I cut her bangs in her sleep
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Still trying to boss me around!0
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wanted to play mistress all the time, even out of the playroom0
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Never wanted to play ;p1
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Took away my Toys 1
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Which time?!?! Lol1
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Shared all my Secrets!
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There could only be one ginger in the relationship1
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She tried to dye my hair black when I was sleeping1
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I could never understand that actually, I had taken her by the heart whenever I took her by the hand...0
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Cause i dont like my butt touched0
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b/c her booty was too big 0
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Because I didn't lift so I had to go home.0
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Cuz I don’t like being given the finger.0
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Cause i eat to much0
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b/c he pointed too much0
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He dumped me for a blonde0
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Her abs looked better than mine0
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She wouldn't lift with me
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He always wanted to bench press me.0
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