We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Kept hiding all my shoes...
We don't all have to be barefoot all the time0 -
Tried to make me wear horizontal stripes!
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Was always "Cleansing" things0
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Would stare in the mirror flexing his muscles, asking me if he was getting fat at 2am every night.0
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He was scared to go hunting with me .
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Mad she wasn as good at huntin as me1
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I carried more ammo and a bigger caliber gun2
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She made me carry her ammo cases everywhere0
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Couldnt handle that big of a caliber0
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Couldn't get'er to skip leg day.1
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was always putting beetles in my bed0
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She hated the Beatles in bed0
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He didn't deliver on the promise of the tshirt0
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She didn't deliver my pants0
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he didnt give me my gerbil cage after our divorce and we got back together, so we split up again0
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Gave her 3 gerbil cages but she wanted her ex-ex’s cage0
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he put dead gerbils in my 3 cages
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She can’t tell the difference between sleeping and dead0
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gave the live gerbils to a new girl!0
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lol
She wouldn’t be honest about why she wanted “live” gerbils0 -
He had all sorts of weird "pets"0
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She swallowed the pet gerbils0
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she wouldn't cook me eggs0
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my dog didn't like you0
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Her dog liked me more than she did0
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He was always offering to dogsit for his ex0
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she didn't like my dog0
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Her dog humped my leg0
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He spent a couple years in jail for kicking his ex's dog0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He spent a couple years in jail for kicking his ex's dog
It was the dog i beat up it was the kitten0
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