We broke up because...
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kept trying to shave my cats...1
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Captured random wildlife every week and brought it home and called it "her cats".0
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He didn't like my kitty0
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She refused to shave that kitty even for "formal occasions"
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He wouldn't let me wax him ..1
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She wasn't waxed0
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She was too hairy0
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Bc her arms were more muscular then mine0
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His dog ate my poodle
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She drank all my whiskey0
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he never wanted to share his whiskey0
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she only ate potatoes0
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She wouldn't let me shave her legs0
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he used the same line over and over and it was old the first time0
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She didn't like my sense of humor0
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We kept arguing over the curl bar...0
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He hated leg day0
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She put the wrong color filter on my camera0
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he kept disappearing for stretches at a time with no explanation1
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She didn't like me seeing my other girls...0
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Never did
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we were never together he just hung out on my front lawn like a gnome0
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She said I was the yard gnome0
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Always covered in dog slobber0
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She never wanted to get out of bed0
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He was a hyper morning person0
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She moved so slow, she looked like she was standing still0
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She wasn't a morning person0
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he kept skipping leg day0
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He said no cardio in the bedroom
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