We broke up because...
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Such a wimp.. he cried and went home to mum.0
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She enjoyed causing pain0
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He never wanted to get "Weird" with me!0
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She was a bit weirded out by me0
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She hated my Best Friend!0
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She dated my best friend0
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He asked my best friend for a threesome0
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She had a split personality1
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Glitter. Everywhere.0
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Lol.. she was always outshining me0
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she wouldn't lend me her dress0
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She never had any clothes she'd just "borrow" from others0
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Wouldn't lend someone in need the shirt from her back0
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Kept stealing my shirts and saying he looked better in ruffles.0
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He never bought me a birthday gift.0
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Gave me spa day gift certificates for my birthday... with her name already filled in on them.1
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He labelled all his stuff and if he found my finger prints on them he'd put me in time out0
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Uhm... Lost my uh uhm talk er uh language skills at the uhm sight of those er legs. Her thought I'm was uh not smart er sumpthin'.0
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Smelt of maple syrup0
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I ran off with who she ran off with.0
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couldnt get him out of starbucks0
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Couldn't get him out of the ocean. Sometimes I thought he was Spongebob in disguise.0
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Kept saying he was sponge Bob0
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was living in my attic and would not come down0
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Still together0
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Kept kinking my hose0
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Lol.. yep0
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