How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    Aftershocks from the equipment shorting.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    During one of her transcendental outings she got stuck in the 6th circle of hell. If only she hadn't stopped to watch the burning of the heretics.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited November 2017
    She opened Lemarchand's box and demanded to see Pinhead. She now resides in his hall as his un-dead bride.
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  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    A freak accident involving a pickle, a wombat and a leaf-blower.
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    4 traction motocicle accident! projected on impact and lands on a fence iron stick! its painfull and well you wont die rigth away you will have time to tell you best friend to say:
    -Man that girl was right!!!!

    sorry for the details

    take care buddie
  • MelissaThe1st
    MelissaThe1st Posts: 246 Member
    Sharknado!
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    MelissaThe1st wrote: »
    Sharknado![/quote

    Well maybe youre right since is one of my biggest fears and my husbie wants to go to panama ans swim with them! Vacation plan changing!
    I always listen to coincidents!

    OLd age

    You will live long my dear! :)
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    During a fight scene while playing Dungeons & Dragons
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Viagra OD :D
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Freak accident with a mains-powered vibrator.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Internal rupture.. some things are just tooooo big :D
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    edited November 2017
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    During a fight scene while playing Dungeons & Dragons

    Dungeons im ok with dying in that and playing well, only if playing in a dungeon, seams like fun!

    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Viagra OD :D

    uhmmm shes a tough one but I think she will die fast without knowing heartattack or shell swallow that tongue and sofocate ahahaha
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Don't make me regret sending you the newds!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Don't make me regret sending you the newds!

    Ohh geez, I never got any, wonder who got em :o:D

    Slipped in the shower
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    edited November 2017
    Was in the same shower, fell over and managed to get something wedged in her throat. Sadly choked to death.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shanked in jail.. was convicted of my impalement...
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    I was already dead when I hit the floor, lover-girl.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    I was already dead when I hit the floor, lover-girl.

    :lol: you edited ..

    Stroke..no blood in his brain it went elsewhere
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    I'm a rare one - I've got enough blood for both. :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bleach poisoning
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Touché!
  • ReginasHorror
    ReginasHorror Posts: 423 Member
    Made fun of a biker's ride
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Banmox wrote: »
    Made fun of a biker's ride

    That's the most unlikeliest one yet! I'd never do such a thing as I've always got on well with bikers.

    Ate a part-defrosted dessert and the resultant food-poisoning finished her off.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    Sadly the world shortage of hair dye in 2019 drove him to despair, he ended it by jumping off a bridge
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    due to a lack of bleach in far north QLD, Jo was forced to wrestle crocodiles for their rare blonde bleaching blood, however after the 8th croc her luck ran out and she hasn't been seen since.
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    chasing cars on the motorway!!!!
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Choked on a drumstick !
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    lost his fingers re-stringing his guitar and died from blood loss
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Let go of Jo's Floaties and drowned in the ocean
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    was the first one in Jo's basement and was buried alive after the 387th man was thrown in there
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