How is the MFPer above going to die?

Served Kangaroo at the Thanksgiving dinner because the stores were all out of turkey. Bennie, the neurotic cousin, was terrified of creatures that hopped. He found the discarded pouch and ears in the garbage and went into a rage and killed her. The papers still talk of the brutality of that day.

trampled by a horse while performing trick riding

in jail cause you made the bbq explode. It was an inside job

I came back to haunt her and she died from heart failure

I sucked to hard and drained her of all her blood

she died trying to save me from that bone

of loneliness cause she kept letting the good ones die

end of story happily ever after good night 1am here

failed his final exam as bomb disposal expert

faulty wiring in her spa

By dressing up as a deer and running through the woods during hunting season to show solidarity with the animals after becoming vegan.

Sexual exhaustion.

Woohoo!

Tongue got chopped off and she bled out.

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