We broke up because...
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He would finish before I began0
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he was obsessed with his own nipples0
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She didn't like my nipples.0
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Had 3 nipples0
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he was so judgy0
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It got so I dredd-ed coming home.0
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She wouldn't let me motor boat her0
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Even though I've no cleavage, tried to motorboat me.0
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When I said let's motorboat I meant in the real boat. He was so slow we broke up.0
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he liked is blow up alligator a little too much...0
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She wouldn't blow it, I mean my alligator.0
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there you have it... nothing left to say about him
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Had nothing to say.0
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Said smurfette sat on his face and turned his hair blue0
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Couldn't handle the deep abiding love that Smurfette had for me.
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Found out he was calling multiple women Smurfette
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She wouldn't register all the vehicles, deal with any repairs, do the baking, clean the house, go shopping or take care of the kids. She just sat on the couch.0
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ladychris29 wrote: »Found out he was calling multiple women Smurfette
You'll always be Numero Uno Smurfette!
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Lol Got me confused with one of his side chicks0
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Was one of @liftorgohome 's side chick0
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He stayed out in the sun too long...got dehydrated...and turned into bigjerky12341
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Doesn't take ANY risks0
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Had an obsession with Skippy peanut butter and his dog Skipper0
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Was always just a moment too late0
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Said no guy ever! Obviously not who I thought he was..0
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Couldn't handle me being always spot on time.0
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Was oblivious to where my spot was0
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He was a smartassssss!!!0
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