My date with the person above me was going great until...
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lol
нιѕ вeeper ĸepт вυzzιng.0 -
she looked at me with those eyes of her and stole my soul0
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ѕтole нιѕ ѕoυl and нe вecaмe υnaвle тo ѕpeaĸ lol0
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became a mumbling mess after his soul was stolen0
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His mum showed up to have dinner with us1
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she threw a bottle of vodka at the waitress for asking a stupid question .0
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She backed over me in the parking lot0
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He skipped on the bill then pealed out of the parking lot0
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ĸepт ѕayιnғ нow мυcн нe мade ιn every oтнer ѕenтwncw.0
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Spoke in cryptic messages1
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Smacked me when she said hey my eyes are up here and I replied with but your boobs are done here.0
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He kept looking at my dates boobs0
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He wasn't interested in them0
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The SWAT team raided the restaurant. Apparently the guy at table 7 was on the FBI top 10 list?0
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That was YOU Lucky No. 7! lolol0
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He ordered 3 meals to go.0
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He bared his chest and screamed ..touch the nips bayyybeee.. in the middle of the restaurant
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He bared his chest and screamed ..touch the nips bayyybeee.. in the middle of the restaurant
lol. She pulled my shirt off and tried to milk my nips.
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He told me he had to go home because of painful lactation0
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kept yelling at nothing beside her.0
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It ended.
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kept insisting I get a matching Mohawk.0
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She kept staring at me and I passed out from her fineness.1
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He wore that to go biking1
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her husband showed up... :-/0
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Was paranoid he was being watched0
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Her friend texted her with the fake emergency rip cord.
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he kept trying to showcase his abs.0
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She stole my soul........again1
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souls been stolen, Cannot understand the mumbles.1
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