My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She went out the bathroom window and left me with the bill1
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He was a Bills fan0
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He tried to lift me over his head and dropped me on the floor when a hot waitress walked by.0
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big Brother came to pick her up0
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...I had to ask her to tie my shoe lace up because I'm too fat to bend over. :-(0
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She wouldn't put out after I bought her dinner and drinks. Not even a kiss.0
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He was all tongue0
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She spoke in a foreign tongue and I didn't know what the heck she was saying0
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We got kicked out of the restaurant because she wanted to give me a lap dance at the table0
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He liked the hairy she's better0
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Put her bra on her head because her ears were cold1
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She took her shoes off to eat dinner1
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Tag teamed to get my clothing off0
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She only talked to us for free drinks then got loaded and said she had to meet her boyfriend0
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He wanted to charge me to take me out... He was an Uber driver0
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She made fun of me being an uber driver0
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He tried to play it off that the U was for University0
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She said that I was stealing jobs from the taxi drivers0
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Called an uber then ran and got his car and charged me $20 to take me home0
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