The Worst Thing

NoCookiesBish · December 2017

Is it supposed to look like that?

LeGaCyGiAnT91 · December 2017

Are you ready to *kitten* yet?
I have to poo... can we speed this up?

boehle · December 2017

iJoshie wrote: »

A fart noise

was it a FART noise though?

Vikka_V · December 2017

"you talk in your sleep"
Me: what did I say?
"I'm not going to tell you"

LittleHearseDriver · December 2017

"Women are so noisy during sex."

*says something dirty*
"Umm, I'm not into that."

MrSith · December 2017

KosmosKitten · December 2017

MrSith wrote: »

Great, now that's all I'll think about when I see that word. Thanks!

MrSith · December 2017

OutOfUserName wrote: »

"not tonight, im tired"

-.-

I've done that several times....hey a man has to sleep to eat a sandwich that BIG.

CanesGalactica wrote: »

MrSith wrote: »

Great, now that's all I'll think about when I see that word. Thanks!

you are welcome my dear =P

Watching_The_Wheels · December 2017

“That reminds me, we’re out of Vienna sausage”

LittleHearseDriver · December 2017

Silent orgasmers are the worst.

NoCookiesBish · December 2017

LittleHearseDriver wrote: »

Silent orgasmers are the worst.

Agree. Both genders.

Timshel_ · December 2017

"Oh God, I knew you would be better than your brother."

True f'in story. I stopped and had to leave.

Caporegiem · December 2017

"Stop calling me Tiffany, that's not my name"

DISCIPLINEEQUALSFREEDOM · December 2017

You look like a crackhead now, you’re too skinny.

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