My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She told me my assssssisssss to big0
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Her Husband arrived to pick her up0
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He passed out at the table0
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I didn’t have a wedding ring on0
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I saw she had a wedding ring on0
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He wanted to show me how he used his gun but wouldn't let me touch it0
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She wouldn't play with my gun.0
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I didn't lift it fast enough... he told me to go home0
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She wouldn't kiss the barrell0
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His gun slinging got too messy
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She couldn't get my gun to fire0
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His gun was a little too small0
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Her hands were too small to hold anything0
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he wouldnt show me his new boxers0
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She wouldn't show me hers first. 0
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He bit me0
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...until she woke up.0
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standenvernet wrote: »...until she woke up.
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He didn't get my sense of humour0
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She put her feet on the table0
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I learned of his foot fetish. No, you cannot suck my toes.0
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She wasn't adventurous0
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She wanted me to suck on her dirty feet. Yuck0
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He wouldn't lick...0
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He only wanted to date women who could do chin ups0
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He started playing "air guitar" at the table when his favorite song came on0
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She spat on the floor0
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I realized I booked 2 dates at the same time and the same place
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She had poor planning skills0
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